March 2012
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February 2012
Currently smoking a Cuban cigar.
Sorry Mom. Sorry Mom. Sorry Mom.
Dear boys boxers,
Why have I never purchased you before? You’re amazing.
Sincerely,
I think I just fell in love a little
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justcallmemaggie said: hyperthyroidism? granola bars? That’s got me written all over it!
Well step right up buttercup! Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll pay you in….CHIPOTLE.
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Anonymous asked: You might rethink making those butter rum cupcakes for a kids birthday. Or at least go into it with the knowledge that not all of the alcohol in the rum will cook off.
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I’m in Starbucks and I just went off to my friend about how decaf coffee is for pansies.
The guy in front of me proceeds on ordering a grande decaf coffee.
Brb. Dislodging my foot from my mouth.
