Currently smoking a Cuban cigar. Sorry Mom. Sorry Mom. Sorry Mom.
Dear boys boxers, Why have I never purchased you before? You’re amazing. Sincerely, I think I just fell in love a little
justcallmemaggie said: hyperthyroidism? granola bars? That’s got me written all over it! Well step right up buttercup! Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll pay you in….CHIPOTLE.
Anonymous asked: You might rethink making those butter rum cupcakes for a kids birthday. Or at least go into it with the knowledge that not all of the alcohol in the rum will cook off.
I’m in Starbucks and I just went off to my friend about how decaf coffee is for pansies. The guy in front of me proceeds on ordering a grande decaf coffee. Brb. Dislodging my foot from my mouth.