February 2012
justcallmemaggie said: hyperthyroidism? granola bars? That’s got me written all over it!
Well step right up buttercup! Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll pay you in….CHIPOTLE.
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Anonymous asked: You might rethink making those butter rum cupcakes for a kids birthday. Or at least go into it with the knowledge that not all of the alcohol in the rum will cook off.
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I’m in Starbucks and I just went off to my friend about how decaf coffee is for pansies.
The guy in front of me proceeds on ordering a grande decaf coffee.
Brb. Dislodging my foot from my mouth.
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justcallmemaggie replied to your photo: Dreams were made today friends.
Happy Sunday morning everybody!!! bang bang bang!
hahahaha. we should have taken a video. My face was probably priceless after hahaha.
Heyo, why not. →
empty-aisles:
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? 2. Who are you in love with? 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? 6. Are you wearing socks right now? 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? 10. Are you hot?...
Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that...
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